FACTS THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW

So, we all know that most suicides occur on a Monday, yes? Well, I know why.
Yes. It is because their boss won't buy that they're dying when they want to skip work. So they make it real.
Makes sense, no?

So, you're scared of spiders, are you? Well, you know what? Spiders are more scared of you.
Know why?
Because you will eat an average of 8 spiders in your life time during your sleep. Everyone does, so don't worry about it.
It's a proven facts.

Are you a guy? Well if so, you might want to reconsider sleeping.
You see, there was a scientific test to see what people dreamed of.
You guys think you dream of cars and girls and all that often?
Guess again.
It's been proven that a majority of boy's dreams are of other boys. In fact, boys dream of other boys more often than girls dream of boys.
Bet that scarred you, didn't it?

Spending time in Hawaii? Stay away from those coconut trees.
They kill an average of 3 people a year.

Have you ever stared at you 'i' and wondered what that little dot was called? I'll tell you.
It's called a tittle.

AND there are exactly 73 tiles on my bathroom's left wall.

i lol'd

i lmao'd

thats cheating. you can't just copy me. fine. i change mine. i rofl'd

It's not funny people you should actually pay attention to these facts, for instance the one about the dreams, no that does not scare me, but however it is true, I DO dream about boys, half the time when there is a boy in my dream it is not a nightmare. I have learned something NEW today and I WILL LEARN IT AGAIN

Lol. i think ima tape my mouth shut when i go to bed, i have like so many spiders in my room..

Bathory wrote:

It's not funny people you should actually pay attention to these facts, for instance the one about the dreams, no that does not scare me, but however it is true, I DO dream about boys, half the time when there is a boy in my dream it is not a nightmare. I have learned something NEW today and I WILL LEARN IT AGAIN

You scare me.

If THIS scared you, don't read part 2 o_o

Nah, the thread didn't scare me. Klonoa did ._.

But you're just like him.
Dreaming of boys, just waiting for your dreams to turn you completely gay.....

Uh... Okay. Whatever you say sugar muffin.

I appear to be at a loss as to who this sugar muffin is...perhaps you could enlighten me?

*Pokes you in the face*

*bites your hand off and feeds it to little hobo cannibal children* ._.

*Hand grows back* That wasn't nice...

You're face ain't nice ._.

Well neither is yours, Ma'am.

Also, you're is You are. "You are face ain't nice"... That doesn't make much sense, does it?

Sure it does. You are your face. Not nice. tl;dr cut down ;D

Rev wrote:

Sure it does. You are your face. Not nice. tl;dr cut down ;D

You're = You are. Just stuck together. And I don't see "You're your face. Not nice". And I am nice. Well, I used to be.

Hence the tl;dr. it cuts unnecessary bits out.

Rev wrote:

Hence the tl;dr. it cuts unnecessary bits out.

Okay, so a simple sentence is too long for you to read? That's kinda sad. :3

I was just being considerate towards you. I mean, I could berate you with my impeccable logic. I could also easily win simply due to the fact that I am superior in every way, shape and form.

Plus, it's a proven fact that females operate better and are more intellectual than males.

Rev wrote:

I was just being considerate towards you. I mean, I could berate you with my impeccable logic. I could also easily win simply due to the fact that I am superior in every way, shape and form.

Plus, it's a proven fact that females operate better and are more intellectual than males.

If you say so, Sugar muffin.

That is your defeat sentence, then? Darn. Here I was hoping you would go out with a bang, but apparently not.